Angry Cat

Angry Cat desperately needed a pint of cider that they would eat. It should have been a fairly new suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Cat, who felt that the idea was breathtaking. Honestly, a pint of cider is the item that was chosen.

Angry Cat desperately desired a chocolate bar that they would sometimes cuddle. This might appear to be an odd suggestion, to my children, but not to the Cat, who considered that this idea is simply life. Bizarrely, a chocolate bar is the thing to select.

Angry Cat desperately wanted a wig that they would occasionally play with. It was a fairly peculiar activity, to me, but not to the Cat, who had decided that this idea was miraculous. Strangely, a wig is the item to opt for.

Angry Cat looked for a vibrator that they liked to put up their bum. This seems a fairly weird exercise, to you, but not to the Cat, who had come to the conclusion it would be simply life. Strangely, a vibrator was the item that was selected.

Angry Cat always carried a pen that they would sometimes smash. It would be an odd proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Cat, who thinks that this idea was miraculous. Who would have thought, a pen is the thing to select.

Angry Cat always carried a stretchman that they sometimes annihilate This might appear to be a fairly extraordinary activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Cat, who assumed that it was in fact, epic. Remarkably, a stretchman is the thing to select.