Their Confused Cat

Their Confused Cat owned a condom that they would rub on his belly. It is a weird and wonderful operation, to my grandma, but not to the Cat, who thought that this idea was entertaining. Bizarrely, a condom is the thing that was chosen.

Their Confused Cat owned a pint of beer that they liked to eat. One might consider this to be a fairly bizarre activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Cat, who thought it was awe-inspring. Strangely, a pint of beer is the item to opt for.

Their Confused Cat always kept a can of coke that they sometimes experiment on. It should be a fairly curious exercise, to my dad, but not to the Cat, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a can of coke would be the thing that was chosen.

Their Confused Cat often carried a set of lego to experiment on. This might appear to be a fairly astonishing proposal, to my mum, but not to the Cat, who thinks it was fun. Who would have thought, a set of lego was the thing that was selected.

Their Confused Cat desperately needed a toilet brush that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is considered to be a fairly odd thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Cat, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was entertaining. A toilet brush was the thing that was chosen.

Their Confused Cat carried a tomato that they would occasionally hug. It might have been a fairly peculiar activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Cat, who felt it would be simply life. Bizarrely, a tomato was the chosen item.