The Lonely Cat

The Lonely Cat wanted a block of cheese to put down their trousers. One might find this to be a fairly strange operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Cat, who feels that this idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a block of cheese would be the thing that was selected.

The Lonely Cat desperately wanted a bat to experiment on. It would have been a fairly bizarre exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Cat, who assumed that the idea was amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a bat would be the thing that was selected.

The Lonely Cat desperately wanted a porno magazine that they would occasionally insert somewhere. It would be a fairly peculiar suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Cat, who thought that it was in fact, breathtaking. A porno magazine is the item to opt for.

The Lonely Cat needed a painting of a melon that they would occasionally put up their bum. It would have been a fairly bizarre activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Cat, who assumed that the idea was wonderful. Honestly, a painting of a melon being the thing selected.

The Lonely Cat searched for a can of coke that they would put down their trousers. It is a fairly weird operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Cat, who thinks that the idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of coke would be the chosen thing.

The Lonely Cat always kept a pint of beer that they liked to put on his head. It is a fairly different exercise, to many, but not to the Cat, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, wonderous. Honestly, a pint of beer being the item selected.