A Confused Cat

A Confused Cat desperately looked for a set square that they would occasionally drop. It would be a strange activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Cat, who thinks that this idea is awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a set square is the thing to opt for.

A Confused Cat had a radiator that they liked to cuddle. One might say this is a fairly original approach to life, to my children, but not to the Cat, who assumed that this idea was magnificent. Remarkably, a radiator is the thing that was chosen.

A Confused Cat searched for a radiator to experiment on. It might have been a funny action, to my mum, but not to the Cat, who thinks that this idea was exciting. Bizarrely, a radiator would be the thing that was chosen.

A Confused Cat desired a porno magazine that they liked to sit and look at. This is certainly a fairly exciting undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Cat, who feels it was spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a porno magazine would be the chosen thing.

A Confused Cat craved for a radiator that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. This might appear to be an exciting thing to do, to most, but not to the Cat, who feels that it was in fact, stunning. Bizarrely, a radiator would be the item that was opted for.

A Confused Cat craved for a pencil sharpener that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. It should have been a weird suggestion, to most, but not to the Cat, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was sublime. A pencil sharpener is the thing that was chosen.