His Fat Cat

His Fat Cat desperately needed a ball that they would occasionally smash. This might appear to be a fairly exciting operation, to me, but not to the Cat, who had decided that the idea was wonderful. Honestly, a ball was the thing that was chosen.

His Fat Cat desperately looked for a sword to worship. It is a fairly different idea, to my dad, but not to the Cat, who considered that the idea was breathtaking. A sword would be the thing that was selected.

His Fat Cat desperately craved for a stretchman that they liked to cuddle. This seems to be a fairly original thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Cat, who thought that this idea was simply life. Remarkably, a stretchman is the item to select.

His Fat Cat had a piece of paper that they sometimes cuddle. This could be considered a fairly different thought, to my dad, but not to the Cat, who considered that the idea was simply life. Who would have thought, a piece of paper was the chosen item.

His Fat Cat found a condom that they sometimes drop. It might be a fairly weird and wonderful activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Cat, who thought it was simply life. Bizarrely, a condom would be the thing that was selected.

His Fat Cat desperately searched for a Harry Potter wand that they would occasionally cuddle. It should be a bizarre action, to my dad, but not to the Cat, who thinks that this idea was stunning. Who would have thought, a Harry Potter wand is the item to choose.