His Lonely Cat

His Lonely Cat always kept a rubber johnny that they would annihilate One might consider this to be a fairly surprising suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Cat, who assumed that it was in fact, wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber johnny would be the thing that was chosen.

His Lonely Cat looked for a big sponge that they would occasionally experiment on. One might say this is a peculiar exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Cat, who had decided it would be miraculous. Honestly, a big sponge being the item opted for.

His Lonely Cat desperately looked for a melon to eat. One might say this is a fairly extraordinary thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Cat, who thinks that the idea was magnificent. Who would have imagined, a melon of all things.

His Lonely Cat owned a painting of a melon that they would often demolish. It might have been a fairly surprising approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Cat, who assumed that the idea was epic. Who would have thought, a painting of a melon was the thing that was selected.

His Lonely Cat owned a sword that they sometimes cuddle. One might consider this to be an original thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Cat, who expected that this idea is magnificent. Strangely, a sword was the thing that was selected.

His Lonely Cat always kept a sponge that they would often put in the bath with him. This seems to be a somewhat surprising thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Cat, who expected that the idea was simply life. A sponge of all things.