The Confused Cat

The Confused Cat craved for a helmet that they sometimes rub on his belly. This could be considered an unusual activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Cat, who thought it would be epic. You wouldnt have thought, a helmet having that done to it

The Confused Cat desired a piece of paper that they would occasionally share. One might find this to be a fairly weird and wonderful idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Cat, who expected that the idea was fun. Strangely, a piece of paper was the thing that was chosen.

The Confused Cat desperately searched for a bag of poop that they liked to try to nail to the wall. One might consider this to be an extraordinary operation, to my children, but not to the Cat, who expected that the idea was fun. Strangely, a bag of poop being the item opted for.

The Confused Cat desired a piece of paper to experiment on. It was a fairly extraordinary exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Cat, who felt that it was in fact, simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a piece of paper is the thing to opt for.

The Confused Cat always carried a bottle of wine that they would sleep with. It might have been a new undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Cat, who feels that it was in fact, wonderous. A bottle of wine was the item that was opted for.

The Confused Cat desperately desired a pint of beer that they would occasionally cuddle. It should have been an original thought, to my grandma, but not to the Cat, who felt that the idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a pint of beer is the thing to choose.