The Silly Cat

The Silly Cat desperately looked for a Harry Potter wand that they liked to insert somewhere. This could be considered a fairly extraordinary suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Cat, who thought that this idea is awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a Harry Potter wand would be the thing that was opted for.

The Silly Cat desperately looked for a porno magazine that they would occasionally rub on his belly. One might find this to be a fairly unusual thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Cat, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was exciting. Who would have imagined, a porno magazine being the chosen thing.

The Silly Cat desperately searched for a custard pie that they would sometimes embrace. It was a peculiar activity, to me, but not to the Cat, who thinks that this idea is fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a custard pie would be the item that was chosen.

The Silly Cat looked for a bag of flour to cuddle. One might find this to be a fairly exciting undertaking, to my children, but not to the Cat, who considered it was exciting. A bag of flour being the thing selected.

The Silly Cat needed a pint of cider that they would often put down their trousers. It was an odd suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Cat, who assumed that this idea was the most awesome idea. Honestly, a pint of cider was the chosen item.

The Silly Cat always carried a bag of flour that they liked to break. One might say this is a fairly exciting thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Cat, who thinks it was entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a bag of flour would be the item that was opted for.