My Nervous Cat

My Nervous Cat desperately looked for a magic 8 ball that they would sometimes throw. One might find this to be a somewhat surprising idea, to most, but not to the Cat, who had decided that the idea was miraculous. Who would have thought, a magic 8 ball would be the thing that was chosen.

My Nervous Cat needed a hat that they liked to cuddle. This could be considered an odd operation, to many, but not to the Cat, who felt that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Remarkably, a hat is the item that was chosen.

My Nervous Cat owned a pint of cider to share. It was considered to be an extraordinary suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Cat, who assumed that it was in fact, wonderful. Honestly, a pint of cider would be the thing that was opted for.

My Nervous Cat always had with them a stretchman that they liked to eat. It might have been a fairly odd approach to life, to some, but not to the Cat, who had decided that the idea was miraculous. A stretchman was the thing that was selected.

My Nervous Cat desired a piece of paper that they would put up their bum. It should have been a fairly original action, to my grandma, but not to the Cat, who had decided that this idea is the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a piece of paper being the chosen thing.

My Nervous Cat carried a bag of poop that they sometimes break. It should have been a fairly astonishing undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Cat, who thinks that the idea was fun. Remarkably, a bag of poop would be the thing that was chosen.