The Dodgy Cat

The Dodgy Cat always kept a crown that they would often rub on his belly. It was considered to be a fairly peculiar exercise, to you, but not to the Cat, who thought it would be awe-inspring. Strangely, a crown would be the thing that was opted for.

The Dodgy Cat desperately needed a toilet brush that they would sometimes worship. One might say this is an exciting operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Cat, who expected that the idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a toilet brush having that done to it

The Dodgy Cat desperately desired a cheese grater that they would often worship. It is a peculiar thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Cat, who assumed it was the most awesome idea. Honestly, a cheese grater is the thing to opt for.

The Dodgy Cat wanted a vibrator that they would occasionally sleep with. It should have been an unusual suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Cat, who felt it was sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a vibrator was the item that was chosen.

The Dodgy Cat always had with them a cheese grater that they would often throw. This seems a fairly extraordinary idea, to my mum, but not to the Cat, who feels that the idea was fun. Bizarrely, a cheese grater would be the item chosen.

The Dodgy Cat carried a crown that they liked to sit and look at. It would have been a curious thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Cat, who feels that the idea was wonderful. Honestly, a crown would be the item that was chosen.