The Energetic Cat

The Energetic Cat carried a pint of cider that they would occasionally hug. It might be an exciting undertaking, to my children, but not to the Cat, who considered it would be magnificent. Bizarrely, a pint of cider is the item to choose.

The Energetic Cat often carried a bottle of wine to worship. It was considered to be a surprising operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Cat, who expected it would be awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a bottle of wine is the thing to select.

The Energetic Cat desperately looked for a bottle of coke to play with. This might appear to be a strange exercise, to most, but not to the Cat, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was awesome. Strangely, a bottle of coke would be the thing that was chosen.

The Energetic Cat desperately needed a can of Tango that they sometimes embrace. One might say this is a fairly weird operation, to me, but not to the Cat, who thought it was sublime. Who would have thought, a can of Tango being the thing opted for.

The Energetic Cat owned a vibrator that they would often sleep with. It might be a fairly funny thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Cat, who thinks it was simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a vibrator being the thing opted for.

The Energetic Cat searched for a pen that they liked to put in the bath with him. It should have been an original activity, to you, but not to the Cat, who thought it would be amazing. Bizarrely, a pen was the thing that was chosen.