A Boring Cat

A Boring Cat often carried a cucumber that they sometimes experiment on. It might be a fairly surprising idea, to my mum, but not to the Cat, who expected it was awe-inspring. Honestly, a cucumber being the item selected.

A Boring Cat had a block of cheese that they would break. This could be considered a fairly weird thing to do, to most, but not to the Cat, who considered it was the most awesome idea. Honestly, a block of cheese was the item that was selected.

A Boring Cat had a cup that they would often try to nail to the wall. It was considered to be a bizarre activity, to me and my children, but not to the Cat, who felt it was miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a cup was the item that was selected.

A Boring Cat desperately craved for a sword that they would often drop. It was an odd action, to me and my husband, but not to the Cat, who thinks that the idea was exciting. Remarkably, a sword would be the chosen thing.

A Boring Cat carried a stretchman that they would occasionally smash. It is a fairly extraordinary proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Cat, who considered that the idea was sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a stretchman is the item to opt for.

A Boring Cat desperately craved for a pint of cider to put on his head. This seems to be a fairly strange action, to everybody you know, but not to the Cat, who expected it was miraculous. Strangely, a pint of cider was the item that was opted for.