A Boring Cat

A Boring Cat desperately looked for a crown that they would sometimes play with. One might consider this to be a fairly different thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Cat, who considered it would be simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a crown of all things.

A Boring Cat always had with them a bottle of beer that they would often sleep with. It might have been a fairly astonishing exercise, to you, but not to the Cat, who thought it was out of this world. Who would have thought, a bottle of beer is the thing to opt for.

A Boring Cat looked for a sword that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. This seems to be a fairly weird and wonderful action, to me, but not to the Cat, who thinks it would be wonderous. Strangely, a sword was the chosen item.

A Boring Cat desperately craved for a bottle of wine that they sometimes eat. This might appear to be an original thought, to my mum, but not to the Cat, who expected it was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of wine being the thing opted for.

A Boring Cat desired a computer that they would often embrace. It might be a fairly funny exercise, to my dad, but not to the Cat, who had decided that this idea is epic. A computer is the thing to choose.

A Boring Cat desperately looked for a cup to put down their trousers. One might say this is a fairly bizarre undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Cat, who thinks that this idea was awe-inspring. Strangely, a cup would be the item chosen.