The Anxious Cat

The Anxious Cat desired a hat that they would eat. One might consider this to be a fairly weird action, to everybody you know, but not to the Cat, who assumed it was fun. Who would have imagined, a hat being the thing selected.

The Anxious Cat needed a porno magazine that they liked to try to nail to the wall. It would be a fairly astonishing idea, to some, but not to the Cat, who expected it was entertaining. Strangely, a porno magazine would be the item that was opted for.

The Anxious Cat looked for a cup that they sometimes break. It was an extraordinary thought, to my grandma, but not to the Cat, who thinks it was sublime. A cup was the thing that was opted for.

The Anxious Cat desperately desired a big sponge to experiment on. One might say this is a fairly original undertaking, to my children, but not to the Cat, who assumed that the idea was awesome. Bizarrely, a big sponge would be the chosen thing.

The Anxious Cat desperately needed a mug that they would often sit and look at. One might say this is a weird and wonderful suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Cat, who considered that the idea was breathtaking. Honestly, a mug would be the thing that was selected.

The Anxious Cat needed a piece of paper that they sometimes demolish. It might have been an odd thought, to me, but not to the Cat, who considered that it was in fact, spectacular. Honestly, a piece of paper would be the item chosen.