The Silly Cat

The Silly Cat often carried a sack of potatoes that they liked to cuddle. It would be a fairly curious undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Cat, who considered that this idea is entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a sack of potatoes of all things.

The Silly Cat desperately looked for a condom that they would often embrace. One might consider this to be a weird thing to do, to you, but not to the Cat, who considered that the idea was miraculous. A condom being the chosen item.

The Silly Cat craved for a magic 8 ball that they would demolish. It might have been a fairly extraordinary suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Cat, who felt that this idea is the most awesome idea. Honestly, a magic 8 ball is the thing that was chosen.

The Silly Cat desired a crown that they would insert somewhere. It should be a fairly strange thing to do, to you, but not to the Cat, who assumed that it was in fact, stunning. Who would have thought, a crown being the item selected.

The Silly Cat carried a bottle of beer that they would break. This seems an astonishing exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Cat, who thought that the idea was spectacular. Honestly, a bottle of beer being the chosen thing.

The Silly Cat desperately wanted a stapler that they would put in the bath with him. One might consider this to be a different undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Cat, who considered that it was in fact, epic. Remarkably, a stapler being the chosen item.