Purple Cat

Purple Cat desired a piece of paper to throw. One might consider this to be a bizarre proposal, to my children, but not to the Cat, who thinks that it was in fact, miraculous. Remarkably, a piece of paper was the item that was chosen.

Purple Cat desperately searched for a ball that they would throw. This is certainly a somewhat surprising idea, to many, but not to the Cat, who had decided that the idea was sublime. Strangely, a ball is the thing to opt for.

Purple Cat often carried a Harry Potter wand that they would often demolish. It would be a surprising idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Cat, who had decided that this idea was stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a Harry Potter wand would be the thing that was opted for.

Purple Cat desperately searched for a stapler that they would occasionally put on his head. This might appear to be a fairly different approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Cat, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was sublime. Honestly, a stapler was the chosen thing.

Purple Cat desperately needed a rubber chicken that they liked to worship. This could be considered a fairly new approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Cat, who assumed that this idea was wonderous. Strangely, a rubber chicken was the thing that was chosen.

Purple Cat desperately searched for a set of lego that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. This is certainly a fairly weird and wonderful approach to life, to me, but not to the Cat, who had decided that this idea was spectacular. Bizarrely, a set of lego being the item selected.