My Horny Cat

My Horny Cat needed a big sponge to sit and look at. One might consider this to be a fairly exciting thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Cat, who expected it would be stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a big sponge of all things.

My Horny Cat desired a cucumber that they would occasionally smash. It should be a funny operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Cat, who felt that the idea was wonderous. Honestly, a cucumber was the item that was selected.

My Horny Cat needed a computer that they sometimes put on his head. This seems a fairly unusual thing to do, to some, but not to the Cat, who had decided that this idea is exciting. Strangely, a computer would be the chosen thing.

My Horny Cat found a ball that they sometimes sit and look at. This seems to be a strange undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Cat, who had decided that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a ball was the thing that was chosen.

My Horny Cat always kept a mug that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would have been a fairly new undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Cat, who considered that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a mug was the chosen thing.

My Horny Cat always carried a pint of beer that they would worship. This seems an astonishing approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Cat, who thinks it was fun. A pint of beer being the thing opted for.