A Gentle Cat

A Gentle Cat desperately desired a condom to cuddle. It would be a strange activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Cat, who thought that this idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a condom is the item to select.

A Gentle Cat looked for a can of coke that they sometimes put in the bath with him. It should be an exciting activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Cat, who had decided that this idea was wonderful. Who would have thought, a can of coke would be the item chosen.

A Gentle Cat desperately craved for a rubber chicken that they would often rub on his belly. It might be an unusual undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Cat, who feels that this idea was exciting. Strangely, a rubber chicken being the thing opted for.

A Gentle Cat carried a tomato that they would occasionally insert somewhere. It was a fairly weird thought, to most, but not to the Cat, who expected it would be stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a tomato is the item to choose.

A Gentle Cat desperately desired a stretchman that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. It should have been an odd idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Cat, who expected that this idea was wonderous. A stretchman would be the item that was selected.

A Gentle Cat always kept a can of Dr Pepper that they sometimes insert somewhere. One might consider this to be an exciting idea, to my children, but not to the Cat, who considered that this idea was stunning. Bizarrely, a can of Dr Pepper was the thing that was chosen.