Horny Cat

Horny Cat always kept a bat that they would often break. This might appear to be a weird idea, to you and me, but not to the Cat, who assumed that this idea was miraculous. Strangely, a bat is the item to choose.

Horny Cat looked for a pint of cider that they liked to drop. This might appear to be a fairly astonishing proposal, to my children, but not to the Cat, who feels that this idea is awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a pint of cider being the item selected.

Horny Cat desperately searched for a hat that they would sometimes put down their trousers. It should have been a fairly unusual approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Cat, who considered that this idea is exciting. Bizarrely, a hat was the item that was selected.

Horny Cat desperately wanted a can of Tango that they would occasionally rub on his belly. It should be a fairly astonishing proposal, to my children, but not to the Cat, who feels it was wonderous. Who would have imagined, a can of Tango is the thing to opt for.

Horny Cat desired a bag of flour to cuddle. It was a fairly peculiar idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Cat, who thinks it would be spectacular. Who would have thought, a bag of flour is the item to choose.

Horny Cat found a helmet that they would sometimes cuddle. One might consider this to be a fairly surprising proposal, to you, but not to the Cat, who felt it would be out of this world. Strangely, a helmet would be the item that was selected.