The Lonely Cat

The Lonely Cat desired a condom that they liked to sit and look at. It was considered to be a fairly bizarre thought, to my grandma, but not to the Cat, who had decided that the idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a condom being the item selected.

The Lonely Cat desperately looked for a chocolate bar that they liked to drop. This could be considered an extraordinary approach to life, to you, but not to the Cat, who thought that this idea was simply life. Who would have thought, a chocolate bar is the item to opt for.

The Lonely Cat desperately craved for a bottle of coke that they liked to hug. This seems to be an exciting action, to my mum, but not to the Cat, who had decided that the idea was simply life. Remarkably, a bottle of coke would be the thing that was selected.

The Lonely Cat desperately looked for a pint of beer that they would sometimes put down their trousers. This seems to be a surprising exercise, to you, but not to the Cat, who feels that the idea was awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a pint of beer was the thing that was opted for.

The Lonely Cat wanted a sponge that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would have been a fairly strange undertaking, to me, but not to the Cat, who expected that this idea was amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a sponge would be the thing that was chosen.

The Lonely Cat often carried a bat that they would sit and look at. It is a fairly extraordinary undertaking, to many, but not to the Cat, who had decided it would be breathtaking. Remarkably, a bat is the item to choose.