The Exciting Cat

The Exciting Cat always carried a melon that they would sometimes put up their bum. It might be a fairly surprising suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Cat, who thought that this idea was simply life. Bizarrely, a melon is the item to choose.

The Exciting Cat desired a big sponge that they sometimes put on his head. This could be considered a fairly exciting thought, to you, but not to the Cat, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was awesome. Who would have imagined, a big sponge would be the item chosen.

The Exciting Cat always carried a porno magazine that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. It is considered to be a peculiar idea, to my children, but not to the Cat, who considered that the idea was out of this world. Bizarrely, a porno magazine is the thing that was chosen.

The Exciting Cat craved for a chocolate bar to put in the bath with him. It would be a somewhat surprising operation, to my mum, but not to the Cat, who thinks that this idea is breathtaking. Bizarrely, a chocolate bar is the thing to opt for.

The Exciting Cat needed a bag of flour that they sometimes break. This seems to be a bizarre activity, to some, but not to the Cat, who thought that this idea was sublime. Bizarrely, a bag of flour would be the thing that was selected.

The Exciting Cat desperately craved for a cheese grater that they would drop. One might consider this to be a bizarre suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Cat, who thinks that this idea is wonderous. A cheese grater would be the thing that was opted for.