The Stupid Cat

The Stupid Cat had a melon that they would break. One might consider this to be a surprising thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Cat, who feels that the idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a melon is the thing to choose.

The Stupid Cat found a CD player that they would share. One might consider this to be an astonishing approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Cat, who expected that this idea was stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a CD player was the chosen item.

The Stupid Cat desperately looked for a cup that they would often put on his head. It is a funny thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Cat, who felt it was entertaining. Strangely, a cup being the chosen item.

The Stupid Cat desperately searched for a chocolate bar to rub on his belly. One might find this to be a peculiar proposal, to many, but not to the Cat, who feels that it was in fact, sublime. Who would have imagined, a chocolate bar would be the thing that was opted for.

The Stupid Cat desperately wanted a stretchman that they would often try to balance on their head. It would be a fairly exciting exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Cat, who felt that this idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a stretchman was the item that was chosen.

The Stupid Cat desperately needed a melon that they would share. It should have been a different action, to some, but not to the Cat, who felt that this idea is simply life. Remarkably, a melon being the thing opted for.