A Retarded Cat

A Retarded Cat desperately desired a sack of potatoes that they would put up their bum. It is considered to be a fairly strange thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Cat, who assumed it was miraculous. Remarkably, a sack of potatoes being the thing selected.

A Retarded Cat looked for a crown that they liked to experiment on. One might consider this to be an extraordinary action, to me and my husband, but not to the Cat, who expected that this idea was stunning. Who would have thought, a crown was the item that was chosen.

A Retarded Cat desperately searched for a helmet that they would sometimes put down their trousers. It would have been a fairly peculiar suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Cat, who felt it would be simply life. Honestly, a helmet would be the item that was selected.

A Retarded Cat carried a magic 8 ball that they sometimes break. One might find this to be a fairly new activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Cat, who had decided it would be wonderful. Strangely, a magic 8 ball being the chosen item.

A Retarded Cat desperately searched for a hat that they would try to nail to the wall. It was a bizarre action, to my mum, but not to the Cat, who feels that this idea was spectacular. Honestly, a hat being the chosen item.

A Retarded Cat searched for a custard pie that they would occasionally hug. It would have been a peculiar suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Cat, who expected that the idea was wonderous. Who would have imagined, a custard pie is the item that was chosen.