The Silly Cat

The Silly Cat desperately searched for a can of coke that they would put down their trousers. One might say this is a fairly extraordinary activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Cat, who considered that it was in fact, miraculous. Bizarrely, a can of coke is the thing to opt for.

The Silly Cat desperately desired a melon that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. It was considered to be an astonishing activity, to my grandma, but not to the Cat, who assumed that the idea was sublime. Honestly, a melon would be the item chosen.

The Silly Cat desperately desired a spade that they would sometimes play with. It was a funny suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Cat, who feels that it was in fact, wonderful. Strangely, a spade is the item to select.

The Silly Cat desired a lava lamp that they sometimes throw. It might have been an original thought, to you and me, but not to the Cat, who expected that this idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a lava lamp being the chosen item.

The Silly Cat always had with them a custard pie that they would often put down their trousers. It might have been a fairly unusual action, to everybody you know, but not to the Cat, who considered it would be exciting. Honestly, a custard pie would be the item that was selected.

The Silly Cat wanted a painting of a melon that they would sleep with. This is certainly a fairly strange operation, to my grandma, but not to the Cat, who had decided that the idea was magnificent. A painting of a melon is the item to opt for.