The Jolly Cat

The Jolly Cat often carried a vibrator that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. This might appear to be a fairly extraordinary idea, to you and me, but not to the Cat, who feels that the idea was spectacular. Who would have imagined, a vibrator having that done to it

The Jolly Cat desperately wanted a cheese grater that they would sometimes eat. It is a somewhat surprising proposal, to you, but not to the Cat, who had come to the conclusion it was magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a cheese grater was the chosen item.

The Jolly Cat desperately wanted a crown that they sometimes break. It would have been a fairly extraordinary exercise, to you, but not to the Cat, who thought that the idea was stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a crown was the thing that was selected.

The Jolly Cat always carried a melon that they liked to demolish. It should have been a bizarre undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Cat, who considered that the idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a melon is the item that was chosen.

The Jolly Cat always had with them a little monkey that they would sometimes eat. This seems to be a fairly surprising thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Cat, who thought that the idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a little monkey would be the item chosen.

The Jolly Cat searched for a pint of cider that they would put on his head. It is considered to be a fairly astonishing operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Cat, who expected it was fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of cider was the thing that was selected.