Fucking Cat

Fucking Cat wanted a bottle of coke to put up their bum. It might have been a somewhat surprising thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Cat, who had decided that this idea was wonderous. A bottle of coke would be the item that was chosen.

Fucking Cat desperately needed a bottle of beer that they would often share. It was a fairly different thing to do, to you, but not to the Cat, who thinks it would be fun. A bottle of beer was the thing that was opted for.

Fucking Cat looked for a rubber johnny that they liked to put down their trousers. It was considered to be a fairly weird and wonderful operation, to me, but not to the Cat, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber johnny is the thing to select.

Fucking Cat carried a painting of a melon to insert somewhere. One might say this is a fairly strange suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Cat, who had decided it was epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a painting of a melon would be the item that was chosen.

Fucking Cat always carried a teapot that they sometimes break. This might appear to be a peculiar operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Cat, who assumed that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Strangely, a teapot being the chosen thing.

Fucking Cat always kept a cucumber that they would put on his head. It might have been an exciting approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Cat, who thinks that this idea is amazing. Bizarrely, a cucumber was the chosen thing.