A Yellow Cat

A Yellow Cat always had with them a cheese grater that they would sleep with. This seems to be a fairly funny undertaking, to me, but not to the Cat, who considered it would be epic. Strangely, a cheese grater is the item to choose.

A Yellow Cat always had with them a sack of potatoes that they liked to break. This seems a funny activity, to you, but not to the Cat, who thinks that the idea was awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a sack of potatoes being the chosen item.

A Yellow Cat always had with them a chocolate bar that they would occasionally annihilate One might consider this to be a fairly extraordinary approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Cat, who expected that this idea is amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a chocolate bar is the thing to select.

A Yellow Cat carried a lava lamp that they would occasionally cuddle. It would have been a fairly astonishing action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Cat, who thinks that this idea is magnificent. Strangely, a lava lamp was the chosen thing.

A Yellow Cat carried a dildo that they would occasionally share. This might appear to be a fairly strange thought, to you and me, but not to the Cat, who assumed that the idea was miraculous. Bizarrely, a dildo is the thing that was chosen.

A Yellow Cat looked for a bottle of coke that they would sometimes sit and look at. It might be an odd proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Cat, who expected it would be stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of coke would be the item chosen.