A Horny Cat

A Horny Cat wanted a pen that they would often try to balance on their head. This might appear to be a fairly bizarre idea, to my mum, but not to the Cat, who assumed that the idea was wonderous. Strangely, a pen would be the chosen thing.

A Horny Cat desperately desired a radiator that they sometimes embrace. It is a fairly different idea, to you and me, but not to the Cat, who felt that it was in fact, amazing. Honestly, a radiator being the item opted for.

A Horny Cat searched for a tomato that they would sometimes embrace. It might be a new proposal, to me, but not to the Cat, who expected it would be exciting. Who would have thought, a tomato is the item to select.

A Horny Cat desperately wanted a stapler to cuddle. This could be considered an original proposal, to me, but not to the Cat, who feels that it was in fact, epic. Remarkably, a stapler was the item that was selected.

A Horny Cat desperately wanted a stretchman that they would sometimes demolish. This seems a fairly strange activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Cat, who feels that this idea was awesome. Who would have thought, a stretchman is the item to select.

A Horny Cat always kept a set of lego to break. One might find this to be a fairly peculiar thought, to some, but not to the Cat, who assumed that this idea was fun. Who would have thought, a set of lego would be the item that was opted for.