My Retarded Cat

My Retarded Cat always had with them a vibrator that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. This is certainly a fairly bizarre suggestion, to you, but not to the Cat, who expected that it was in fact, sublime. Who would have imagined, a vibrator was the chosen item.

My Retarded Cat desperately craved for a pencil sharpener that they would occasionally sleep with. It might have been a peculiar exercise, to many, but not to the Cat, who thinks that the idea was exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a pencil sharpener would be the item that was selected.

My Retarded Cat searched for a wig to put up their bum. It would have been a peculiar undertaking, to many, but not to the Cat, who had come to the conclusion it was awesome. Who would have imagined, a wig was the thing that was chosen.

My Retarded Cat carried a pint of cider that they would sometimes sleep with. It was a fairly astonishing activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Cat, who had decided that the idea was exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of cider would be the thing that was selected.

My Retarded Cat always kept a CD player that they would occasionally annihilate This seems a bizarre undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Cat, who thinks it would be magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a CD player of all things.

My Retarded Cat carried a rubber chicken that they liked to try to balance on their head. This could be considered a fairly different thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Cat, who expected it would be sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber chicken is the thing to opt for.