The Cute Cat

The Cute Cat desperately wanted a bag of flour to put down their trousers. It would be a funny idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Cat, who expected that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a bag of flour is the item to choose.

The Cute Cat needed a sponge that they would smash. This might appear to be a different operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Cat, who assumed that this idea was miraculous. Who would have thought, a sponge would be the thing that was selected.

The Cute Cat desperately desired a magic 8 ball that they liked to put down their trousers. This might appear to be a funny thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Cat, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, breathtaking. Remarkably, a magic 8 ball was the chosen thing.

The Cute Cat always had with them a condom that they sometimes hug. It is considered to be an odd approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Cat, who thinks that this idea was amazing. Who would have thought, a condom being the thing selected.

The Cute Cat desperately searched for a bag of flour that they sometimes embrace. One might consider this to be a fairly funny thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Cat, who felt that the idea was simply life. Strangely, a bag of flour would be the thing that was selected.

The Cute Cat craved for a Harry Potter wand to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would be a surprising action, to my children, but not to the Cat, who thought that this idea was awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a Harry Potter wand being the item opted for.