Their Purple Cat

Their Purple Cat always carried a stapler that they liked to demolish. This seems a new proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Cat, who considered it was exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a stapler being the item selected.

Their Purple Cat always had with them a teapot that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. One might consider this to be a fairly original exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Cat, who thought that this idea was stunning. Remarkably, a teapot was the thing that was opted for.

Their Purple Cat always had with them a condom that they liked to throw. This seems to be a fairly astonishing idea, to you, but not to the Cat, who feels that this idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a condom of all things.

Their Purple Cat carried a big sponge to sit and look at. This is certainly a new undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Cat, who had decided that the idea was exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a big sponge would be the thing that was opted for.

Their Purple Cat desperately needed a bat that they would occasionally put down their trousers. It is an exciting thought, to my dad, but not to the Cat, who had come to the conclusion it was out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a bat was the item that was opted for.

Their Purple Cat always had with them a sponge that they would often put on his head. One might say this is an original proposal, to you and me, but not to the Cat, who assumed that it was in fact, simply life. Strangely, a sponge was the thing that was selected.