The Orange Cat

The Orange Cat always had with them a sword that they would often break. This might appear to be an odd exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Cat, who had decided that this idea was simply life. Who would have thought, a sword being the chosen thing.

The Orange Cat desperately craved for a rubber johnny that they would throw. It would be a fairly different thought, to my grandma, but not to the Cat, who thinks that it was in fact, miraculous. A rubber johnny being the item selected.

The Orange Cat wanted a bottle of coke that they would occasionally break. One might say this is a funny thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Cat, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is awesome. Remarkably, a bottle of coke being the thing selected.

The Orange Cat desperately craved for a set square that they would sometimes sit and look at. It should have been an odd approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Cat, who had come to the conclusion it would be miraculous. Who would have thought, a set square of all things.

The Orange Cat wanted a pencil sharpener that they would often put on his head. It is a fairly strange undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Cat, who expected it would be epic. Bizarrely, a pencil sharpener would be the item that was opted for.

The Orange Cat desperately looked for a bag of poop that they liked to break. It should be a fairly unusual thought, to most, but not to the Cat, who thinks it was miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a bag of poop would be the chosen thing.