My Exciting Cat

My Exciting Cat wanted a lava lamp that they sometimes put down their trousers. One might consider this to be a fairly odd exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Cat, who thought that it was in fact, stunning. Remarkably, a lava lamp was the thing that was opted for.

My Exciting Cat desperately desired a can of Tango that they sometimes play with. It might have been a fairly curious activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Cat, who considered that this idea was stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Tango is the item that was chosen.

My Exciting Cat desperately desired a condom that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. One might consider this to be an exciting thought, to me, but not to the Cat, who thinks that it was in fact, spectacular. Honestly, a condom was the chosen thing.

My Exciting Cat found a little monkey that they would sit and look at. It is a weird activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Cat, who considered that this idea is amazing. Strangely, a little monkey being the item opted for.

My Exciting Cat craved for a stretchman that they would break. It would have been a strange exercise, to you, but not to the Cat, who feels that this idea was miraculous. Honestly, a stretchman being the item opted for.

My Exciting Cat desired a computer that they liked to put in the bath with him. It is considered to be a fairly peculiar approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Cat, who assumed that this idea is breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a computer would be the thing that was chosen.