His Eccentric Cat

His Eccentric Cat needed a lava lamp that they sometimes experiment on. This could be considered a fairly extraordinary action, to me, but not to the Cat, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was sublime. Bizarrely, a lava lamp being the thing selected.

His Eccentric Cat owned a pint of beer that they sometimes put in the bath with him. This might appear to be a fairly exciting thought, to me, but not to the Cat, who had decided that this idea was exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of beer being the chosen item.

His Eccentric Cat found a stapler that they would sometimes hug. It should be a fairly curious idea, to my dad, but not to the Cat, who expected that the idea was entertaining. Who would have thought, a stapler being the chosen item.

His Eccentric Cat desperately desired a piece of paper that they would often throw. This seems to be a strange proposal, to my children, but not to the Cat, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was simply life. A piece of paper was the item that was opted for.

His Eccentric Cat carried a CD player to break. It would have been a fairly new thing to do, to many, but not to the Cat, who considered that the idea was wonderous. Who would have imagined, a CD player is the thing that was chosen.

His Eccentric Cat searched for a wig that they liked to share. It should be a curious suggestion, to most, but not to the Cat, who considered that the idea was epic. Honestly, a wig is the thing to choose.