His Lovely Cat

His Lovely Cat always carried a bottle of beer to worship. It is a strange idea, to my mum, but not to the Cat, who had come to the conclusion it would be spectacular. Who would have thought, a bottle of beer was the thing that was opted for.

His Lovely Cat needed a painting of a melon that they would occasionally break. It should have been a fairly new thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Cat, who thought that this idea is amazing. Remarkably, a painting of a melon is the item that was chosen.

His Lovely Cat desperately desired a tomato that they would often sit and look at. One might find this to be a fairly exciting proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Cat, who considered that the idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a tomato would be the item that was chosen.

His Lovely Cat often carried a pencil sharpener that they would often sleep with. This seems to be a fairly weird thought, to most, but not to the Cat, who feels it was simply life. Who would have imagined, a pencil sharpener was the item that was chosen.

His Lovely Cat owned a pen that they would rub on his belly. It might be a strange proposal, to you, but not to the Cat, who had decided that this idea is miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a pen being the item selected.

His Lovely Cat owned a can of Tango to sit and look at. It might be a fairly bizarre suggestion, to many, but not to the Cat, who assumed it would be the most awesome idea. A can of Tango would be the item that was opted for.