Her Dodgy Cat

Her Dodgy Cat wanted a stapler that they would cuddle. It was considered to be an extraordinary exercise, to you and me, but not to the Cat, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was simply life. Honestly, a stapler would be the thing that was selected.

Her Dodgy Cat desperately wanted a sword that they would sometimes sit and look at. It would have been a bizarre exercise, to some, but not to the Cat, who thinks it was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a sword being the chosen thing.

Her Dodgy Cat desperately desired a pint of beer that they would often embrace. It would have been a fairly weird activity, to most, but not to the Cat, who thought that this idea is wonderful. A pint of beer is the item that was chosen.

Her Dodgy Cat always had with them a custard pie that they liked to sit and look at. This is certainly a fairly weird activity, to my children, but not to the Cat, who had come to the conclusion it would be wonderful. Bizarrely, a custard pie being the thing selected.

Her Dodgy Cat desperately wanted a set square to experiment on. It would have been an unusual operation, to my children, but not to the Cat, who assumed that the idea was epic. Who would have thought, a set square being the chosen item.

Her Dodgy Cat always kept a set of lego that they would sometimes eat. This could be considered a strange thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Cat, who feels it was magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a set of lego is the item to choose.