His Funny Cat

His Funny Cat had a sword that they sometimes sit and look at. One might say this is a fairly exciting proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Cat, who thought that this idea was exciting. Strangely, a sword was the item that was selected.

His Funny Cat always had with them a dildo to put down their trousers. It might have been a different action, to my dad, but not to the Cat, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was wonderous. A dildo would be the thing that was opted for.

His Funny Cat desperately wanted a bag of poop that they would sometimes eat. It is a bizarre suggestion, to me, but not to the Cat, who had come to the conclusion it was the most awesome idea. Strangely, a bag of poop was the thing that was selected.

His Funny Cat always carried a radiator that they liked to try to nail to the wall. One might say this is a fairly original operation, to many, but not to the Cat, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was the most awesome idea. A radiator is the item that was chosen.

His Funny Cat carried a bottle of coke that they would sometimes eat. It should be a fairly strange idea, to many, but not to the Cat, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of coke was the thing that was selected.

His Funny Cat wanted a pint of beer to smash. It was a bizarre thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Cat, who thinks that the idea was stunning. Strangely, a pint of beer was the chosen thing.