Her Square Cat

Her Square Cat owned a tomato that they would sometimes put on his head. It is considered to be an exciting idea, to me and my children, but not to the Cat, who feels that the idea was awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a tomato is the thing that was chosen.

Her Square Cat often carried a sword that they would occasionally put up their bum. It is a fairly funny action, to everybody you know, but not to the Cat, who had decided it was entertaining. Bizarrely, a sword is the item that was chosen.

Her Square Cat carried a bat that they would often sit and look at. One might consider this to be a fairly weird undertaking, to you, but not to the Cat, who thinks that it was in fact, entertaining. Bizarrely, a bat being the item selected.

Her Square Cat had a wig that they sometimes hug. It would have been a weird proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Cat, who feels that this idea was out of this world. Who would have imagined, a wig being the chosen thing.

Her Square Cat always kept a condom that they would sometimes sit and look at. This might appear to be a fairly curious suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Cat, who assumed that this idea was awesome. Who would have imagined, a condom was the thing that was selected.

Her Square Cat desperately needed a bag of poop that they sometimes demolish. It is an original activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Cat, who had come to the conclusion it was simply life. Who would have imagined, a bag of poop was the thing that was opted for.