The Bewildered Cat

The Bewildered Cat needed a sword that they would occasionally sit and look at. It might have been a funny idea, to my children, but not to the Cat, who assumed that the idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a sword was the thing that was chosen.

The Bewildered Cat carried a set of lego that they would rub on his belly. It is a fairly weird suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Cat, who thinks it would be breathtaking. Bizarrely, a set of lego is the item to opt for.

The Bewildered Cat looked for a pint of cider that they sometimes smash. This is certainly a fairly original undertaking, to many, but not to the Cat, who had come to the conclusion it would be breathtaking. Remarkably, a pint of cider was the item that was chosen.

The Bewildered Cat owned a spade that they would smash. It might have been a new thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Cat, who had decided that the idea was awesome. Remarkably, a spade is the item that was chosen.

The Bewildered Cat wanted a dildo to drop. This is certainly a weird and wonderful action, to my mum, but not to the Cat, who had decided that the idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a dildo is the item to choose.

The Bewildered Cat desperately looked for a pencil sharpener that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. It would be a different thought, to some, but not to the Cat, who thinks it would be stunning. Honestly, a pencil sharpener is the item to opt for.