My Blue Chimp

My Blue Chimp desperately looked for a cucumber that they would try to nail to the wall. This seems a fairly exciting suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Chimp, who assumed that the idea was miraculous. Bizarrely, a cucumber would be the thing that was chosen.

My Blue Chimp often carried a can of Dr Pepper to put in the bath with him. It would have been a new action, to me and my children, but not to the Chimp, who feels that this idea is miraculous. Honestly, a can of Dr Pepper being the item opted for.

My Blue Chimp always kept a sack of potatoes that they would sometimes put down their trousers. This seems to be a different approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Chimp, who felt that the idea was wonderous. Strangely, a sack of potatoes would be the thing that was chosen.

My Blue Chimp always had with them a pint of cider that they would sometimes hug. It might have been a new approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Chimp, who considered that this idea is the most awesome idea. Strangely, a pint of cider would be the item chosen.

My Blue Chimp searched for a computer that they would often embrace. This is certainly a curious exercise, to my children, but not to the Chimp, who feels that this idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a computer would be the item chosen.

My Blue Chimp carried a pen that they liked to experiment on. It might have been a weird operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Chimp, who assumed that it was in fact, fun. Who would have imagined, a pen would be the item chosen.