The Big Chimp

The Big Chimp owned a pint of beer that they would often drop. This is certainly a fairly peculiar exercise, to me, but not to the Chimp, who had decided that this idea was entertaining. Who would have imagined, a pint of beer is the thing to choose.

The Big Chimp always had with them a cucumber to smash. This could be considered a somewhat surprising operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Chimp, who considered that this idea is miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a cucumber would be the chosen thing.

The Big Chimp looked for a can of Tango to play with. One might say this is an astonishing undertaking, to most, but not to the Chimp, who expected it was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Tango is the thing to opt for.

The Big Chimp wanted a mug that they would sometimes play with. It is considered to be a fairly exciting thought, to some, but not to the Chimp, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was spectacular. Honestly, a mug was the thing that was selected.

The Big Chimp always had with them a bag of flour that they would sometimes demolish. It is considered to be a weird thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Chimp, who felt it was awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a bag of flour being the chosen item.

The Big Chimp desperately craved for a bottle of coke that they would insert somewhere. This might appear to be a fairly weird activity, to many, but not to the Chimp, who considered that the idea was magnificent. Strangely, a bottle of coke is the item that was chosen.