Their Crazy Chimp

Their Crazy Chimp wanted a sword that they would drop. This seems an odd activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Chimp, who assumed that it was in fact, epic. Strangely, a sword would be the chosen thing.

Their Crazy Chimp always kept a wig that they would put on his head. This could be considered an extraordinary suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Chimp, who thought it was magnificent. A wig was the thing that was selected.

Their Crazy Chimp always had with them a pint of cider that they would put down their trousers. It might have been a fairly funny operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Chimp, who assumed that the idea was out of this world. Honestly, a pint of cider was the thing that was chosen.

Their Crazy Chimp craved for a pint of beer to put in the bath with him. This could be considered a new thought, to my grandma, but not to the Chimp, who had decided it would be magnificent. Honestly, a pint of beer having that done to it

Their Crazy Chimp always carried a vibrator that they liked to put up their bum. It was a different undertaking, to me, but not to the Chimp, who assumed that the idea was exciting. A vibrator being the thing opted for.

Their Crazy Chimp craved for a teapot that they sometimes break. It was considered to be a bizarre operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Chimp, who felt it would be awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a teapot was the item that was opted for.