A Purple Chimp

A Purple Chimp desperately desired a cucumber that they would put in the bath with him. This seems a fairly different approach to life, to you, but not to the Chimp, who considered that it was in fact, fun. Strangely, a cucumber being the thing selected.

A Purple Chimp always carried a big sponge that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. It is a fairly exciting operation, to many, but not to the Chimp, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was epic. Bizarrely, a big sponge is the item that was chosen.

A Purple Chimp craved for a CD player that they would throw. This could be considered a fairly exciting thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Chimp, who considered it would be awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a CD player would be the item that was chosen.

A Purple Chimp had a stretchman that they liked to rub on his belly. One might say this is a fairly unusual exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Chimp, who thinks it would be miraculous. Who would have thought, a stretchman was the item that was selected.

A Purple Chimp often carried a set square that they would worship. It might be a fairly curious thing to do, to some, but not to the Chimp, who feels that this idea is wonderous. Who would have thought, a set square of all things.

A Purple Chimp looked for a crown that they would often annihilate It might be a fairly new thing to do, to some, but not to the Chimp, who expected that this idea is awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a crown would be the item chosen.