My Colourful Chimp

My Colourful Chimp had a tomato that they would try to nail to the wall. It is a fairly surprising thing to do, to me, but not to the Chimp, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is entertaining. Remarkably, a tomato would be the thing that was opted for.

My Colourful Chimp searched for a bottle of wine that they would occasionally smash. This seems to be a different thing to do, to some, but not to the Chimp, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of wine being the thing selected.

My Colourful Chimp wanted a bag of poop that they liked to eat. It was considered to be a surprising undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Chimp, who feels it would be awesome. Who would have thought, a bag of poop would be the chosen thing.

My Colourful Chimp desperately needed a cheese grater that they would sometimes insert somewhere. This seems a surprising idea, to my dad, but not to the Chimp, who feels it was wonderous. Bizarrely, a cheese grater having that done to it

My Colourful Chimp desperately wanted a big sponge that they would put up their bum. It might have been an exciting proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Chimp, who assumed it was simply life. A big sponge would be the thing that was chosen.

My Colourful Chimp desperately searched for a teapot to sit and look at. This might appear to be a fairly unusual suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Chimp, who felt that the idea was fun. You wouldnt have thought, a teapot being the thing selected.