My Jolly Chimp

My Jolly Chimp searched for a mug that they would sometimes throw. It is a new thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Chimp, who considered that the idea was spectacular. Honestly, a mug would be the thing that was selected.

My Jolly Chimp always carried a can of Tango that they would sometimes put up their bum. This could be considered a fairly exciting idea, to my children, but not to the Chimp, who had decided it was stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Tango being the chosen item.

My Jolly Chimp looked for a bag of poop that they would sometimes break. It is considered to be a weird thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Chimp, who expected that it was in fact, simply life. A bag of poop being the thing opted for.

My Jolly Chimp owned a condom to put on his head. It would have been a fairly surprising exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Chimp, who feels it was amazing. Strangely, a condom having that done to it

My Jolly Chimp always had with them a tomato that they would worship. It is a fairly weird activity, to most, but not to the Chimp, who had decided that the idea was stunning. Honestly, a tomato would be the thing that was chosen.

My Jolly Chimp always kept a spade that they would often sleep with. It should be a somewhat surprising proposal, to my dad, but not to the Chimp, who feels it would be wonderous. Who would have thought, a spade would be the item chosen.