Their Scary Chimp

Their Scary Chimp desperately craved for a chocolate bar that they would sit and look at. This seems to be a new thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Chimp, who considered that this idea was simply life. Bizarrely, a chocolate bar was the item that was chosen.

Their Scary Chimp desperately looked for a cheese grater that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. One might consider this to be a somewhat surprising thought, to me, but not to the Chimp, who thought that this idea was sublime. Remarkably, a cheese grater being the chosen item.

Their Scary Chimp often carried a crown that they would occasionally experiment on. This seems an astonishing thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Chimp, who expected that this idea is spectacular. Who would have imagined, a crown is the item to select.

Their Scary Chimp often carried a dildo that they would often put in the bath with him. It should be a fairly exciting action, to my grandpa, but not to the Chimp, who thought it was wonderous. Who would have imagined, a dildo is the item to choose.

Their Scary Chimp always carried a rubber chicken that they liked to break. It would have been an odd thought, to most, but not to the Chimp, who felt that the idea was awe-inspring. A rubber chicken is the thing that was chosen.

Their Scary Chimp owned a big sponge that they would often experiment on. This seems to be a strange action, to my neighbour, but not to the Chimp, who expected that this idea is magnificent. Who would have thought, a big sponge having that done to it