The Special Chimp

The Special Chimp owned a pint of beer that they liked to demolish. It might be a fairly peculiar operation, to most, but not to the Chimp, who considered it would be sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of beer is the item that was chosen.

The Special Chimp wanted a painting of a melon that they sometimes try to balance on their head. It is a weird and wonderful operation, to many, but not to the Chimp, who assumed that this idea is awesome. Honestly, a painting of a melon was the item that was chosen.

The Special Chimp always kept a computer that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. It was a peculiar action, to some, but not to the Chimp, who feels that the idea was magnificent. Who would have imagined, a computer was the thing that was chosen.

The Special Chimp carried a condom that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. This could be considered a weird and wonderful proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Chimp, who considered it was entertaining. Strangely, a condom is the thing that was chosen.

The Special Chimp always carried a big sponge that they would sometimes sleep with. This seems an original approach to life, to my children, but not to the Chimp, who thought that the idea was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a big sponge would be the thing that was opted for.

The Special Chimp always had with them a porno magazine that they liked to hug. One might find this to be a fairly peculiar operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Chimp, who had decided that the idea was fun. You wouldnt have thought, a porno magazine would be the item chosen.