A Stupid Chimp

A Stupid Chimp desperately looked for a block of cheese that they would often hug. This could be considered an exciting proposal, to many, but not to the Chimp, who thought that this idea is wonderous. Who would have imagined, a block of cheese is the item to opt for.

A Stupid Chimp wanted a painting of a melon that they would throw. It was a fairly extraordinary proposal, to you, but not to the Chimp, who assumed that the idea was wonderous. Strangely, a painting of a melon would be the item that was opted for.

A Stupid Chimp owned a Harry Potter wand that they would often try to nail to the wall. This seems to be a somewhat surprising proposal, to you and me, but not to the Chimp, who thought that the idea was spectacular. Who would have thought, a Harry Potter wand would be the thing that was chosen.

A Stupid Chimp wanted a bat to embrace. This seems to be an exciting action, to many, but not to the Chimp, who feels it was exciting. Strangely, a bat being the item opted for.

A Stupid Chimp desired a CD player that they liked to cuddle. It would have been an odd approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Chimp, who felt it was wonderful. A CD player was the chosen item.

A Stupid Chimp searched for a vibrator that they liked to embrace. It might be a fairly astonishing undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Chimp, who thinks that it was in fact, simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a vibrator being the item opted for.