His Horny Chimp

His Horny Chimp owned a radiator that they liked to sit and look at. It would be a different idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Chimp, who assumed it was sublime. Bizarrely, a radiator was the item that was chosen.

His Horny Chimp looked for a bottle of wine that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. It is considered to be a fairly weird thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Chimp, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of wine was the thing that was selected.

His Horny Chimp wanted a can of Dr Pepper that they would sometimes insert somewhere. It was an odd thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Chimp, who considered that the idea was wonderful. A can of Dr Pepper would be the thing that was selected.

His Horny Chimp desperately searched for a bat that they would sometimes put up their bum. It should have been a peculiar idea, to me and my children, but not to the Chimp, who considered that it was in fact, spectacular. A bat would be the item that was selected.

His Horny Chimp carried a sack of potatoes to put on his head. This could be considered an original action, to my children, but not to the Chimp, who assumed that the idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a sack of potatoes was the thing that was selected.

His Horny Chimp desperately wanted a teapot that they sometimes worship. This seems an odd suggestion, to you, but not to the Chimp, who thinks that the idea was out of this world. Who would have imagined, a teapot was the thing that was opted for.