The Yellow Chimp

The Yellow Chimp carried a pint of beer that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. It would have been a somewhat surprising exercise, to most, but not to the Chimp, who thought it would be breathtaking. Remarkably, a pint of beer being the item opted for.

The Yellow Chimp desired a mug to play with. It might have been a fairly exciting operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Chimp, who feels that this idea is miraculous. Who would have imagined, a mug would be the thing that was selected.

The Yellow Chimp had a vibrator that they would occasionally rub on his belly. One might consider this to be a new approach to life, to me, but not to the Chimp, who expected that the idea was awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a vibrator being the chosen thing.

The Yellow Chimp desperately desired a condom that they sometimes break. It was considered to be a new approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Chimp, who had decided it would be wonderous. Who would have imagined, a condom would be the thing that was selected.

The Yellow Chimp wanted a dildo that they sometimes break. It would be a fairly extraordinary thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Chimp, who expected that this idea is the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a dildo was the thing that was chosen.

The Yellow Chimp wanted a sword that they would often demolish. This could be considered a fairly odd undertaking, to you, but not to the Chimp, who thought that this idea is breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a sword being the thing selected.